This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.every time I see this, I reblog it.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Oh my god hahahaha yessss
What I wouldn’t give…
this is on a whole new level of patience
This is natural art.
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
you don’t know two presidents have never had sex with each other before